Hey Yahoo employees, looking to quit? This should help.

Jordan Golson — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:37:39 -0700

I've never had the opportunity to tender my resignation from any job I've worked at. At least, that's not what we called it. Usually it was just "yeah, this place sucks, I quit" or "so if I quit, you won't press charges?"

But then again, I never worked for a company on the skids as much as Yahoo. For those of you who do work at Yahoo or in a similar situation and need to quit asap, check out this handy Yahoo! resignation letter generator. It should make things a little easier for you -- or at least give you a chuckle. Warning: naughty words are used.

My favorite line? "Furthermore, as I have watched management squander once-valuable properties such as my vested shares of Yahoo! stock, I have come to realize that management does not seem to fully understand how to run a ****ing taco truck, much less an actual, you know, $30 billion business."

Mmm... bitterness and apathy never smelled so good.

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